Media today was absolute carnage, JJ (my teacher) was trying to explain what was an appropriate 'interesting local location' was

  • Me: so can I do the field by the hub?
  • JJ: no, that is a field, it is not interesting
  • Ferris: can I do this hill by my house
  • JJ: what is it?
  • Ferris: like a field but it goes… up
  • JJ: *Facepalm*
  • Me: so does it have to be local
  • JJ: yes and interesting
  • Me: can I do the mount?
  • JJ: what’s that?
  • Me: abandoned hospital near my house
  • JJ *repeatedly hits head against the board*
  • Me: what!? the only interesting thing in Eastleigh is McDonalds
  • JJ: you can’t do McDonalds
  • Me: what!? next you will say I can’t do the skate park in Eastleigh
  • JJ: NO! the only people that go to that skate park are paedophiles, drug dealers and doggers
  • Anton: there is a hill I know that overlooks Eastleigh, can I do that?
  • JJ: no, no hills!
  • Faye: could we do Southampton highstreet?
  • JJ: no, but you could do something on medieval Southampton
  • Anton: what about the docks
  • JJ: nobody wants to see long shots of boats, that is not a tourist attraction
  • Me: could I do mayflower park in Southampton?
  • JJ: yes that is perfect, a landmark or something
  • Anton: like Winchester cathedral?
  • JJ: yes!
  • Faye: can I do St Catherines
  • JJ: what’s that?
  • Faye: A hill

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